Just tidying up my room ready for the party tonight, pick up my electric shaver and go to put it in its case - when suddenly notice a tingling sensation on my finger.

Look down to see a cockcroach crawling along my digit!

After throwing it far across the room, the cockroach killing spray was quickly fetched and the little f*cker met its timely end - before being thrown from the 14th floor balcony.

Ha!